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Why I''m the King and she is the harridan!

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03 Jul 12 #340753 by hawaythelads
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I have had a change of forum today although any of my dealings with the harridan should always be published in jokes and humour.I thought I''d post here so that for once all you lot deal with me with a smidgeon of gravitas ;)

Well the harridan has after having her request for exploiting more money out of me refused been obviously Rumplestiltskinning it big time.Unfortunately for me unlike the fairy tale character who disapeared through the floor jumping up and down in anger never to be seen again I''m not that lucky.

My 12 year old daughter phoned me last night to come over this evening.
Yep that''s fine babe "Mi casa es su casa" I''ll see you tommorrow babe not a problem.
Talked to her bro so that he didn''t feel left out you coming an all.Ok then.Job''s a goodun.

So control freak spiteful nutter just had to get involved with her next thinly veiled attempt to vent her spleen over the refused £350.
Early morning text .....again!!!She always loved a row first thing.
Here it is.
Text harridan to me 8.09
I understand you have made plans to see the children.Can you check with me first as we already have arrangements this evening.Can you change this to Wednesday.
Also it is not really suitable for them to stay particularly son as he ends up late for school.

Me to harridan 8.15

First things first.
Daughter phoned and asked to come over tonight I agreed if you have arrangements not a problem.
If you have a problem with them staying I suggest you let them know open door policy operates here.

Harridan to me 8.17

can u do Wednesday.

me to harridan 08.17
yes

harridan to me 08.25

ok will let them know.
i don''t have a problem with them staying over BUT son is having a major problem with his time keeping getting into school and building up loads of detentions it doesn''t look good for college references.He is bad enough getting in on time from here.
(Comment from Haway here in my head Yes late from your house 5 mins away from school feck all to do with me)
Daughter has been having heavy monthlies so just don''t think it is practical when they have school next day.
(comment from Haway here in my head Yes I fecking know that she started last Tuesday when I had to go to Tesco Express to buy sanitary towels FFS because Lord knows yet again you never gave her anything just in case.I never yet heard of a monthly lasting 8 days more bollox)
They can stay late tommorrow but would prefer them to come home.
When they don''t have school not a problem.
I am also missing school uniform do u have it?
(haways head comment here we go school uniform money request being lined up)

Haway to Harridan 08.34

No school uniform here daughter wore what she came in back last tuesday.

Harridan to Haway 08.49.

It''s sons trousers.
Can you confirm what''s going on Wednesday.
(Haways head comment she''s desperate for the unpaid babysitting service Wednesday)
Son has some catch up work to do for gcse so they will need to be back.
(Haways head comment Right so he''s going to start revising at 10pm at night when he can''t get up in the morning)

Haway to harridan 08.49

No trousers here he only stayed over once a fortnight ago and wore all his school uniform to school I would have noticed him not wearing any trousers.
I will see them Wednesday evening send them home for 10pm.

Harridan to me 09.00

Ok thanks.Ordering new trousers anyway.
(Haways head comment thank feck her aerobics class must be starting.Still going on about money. Nutter control freak)

One thought that fills my head at this time is I wish I had gone in Happy Howards that night rather than my sisters engagement party where I met it.:blink:

And that is why she will always be the harridan and I will always be His Royal Hawayness.

All the best
HRH xx

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03 Jul 12 #340769 by rubytuesday
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But if you had gone to Happy Howard''s and not the engagement party that night, you wouldn''t have your li''l Haways in your life - see, every cloud has a silver lining :)

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03 Jul 12 #340772 by ashbaby
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what a lovely way to see the positives in the situation, rubytuesday!

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03 Jul 12 #340777 by hawaythelads
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True ruby but that''s no excuse to spoil my humorous conclusion :blink:

All the best
HRH XX

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03 Jul 12 #340779 by ashbaby
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i did laugh a lot at bits in this, its good to know humour is still around...i might read some of your old posts :)

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03 Jul 12 #340783 by rubytuesday
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hawaythelads wrote:

True ruby but that''s no excuse to spoil my humorous conclusion :blink:

All the best
HRH XX


You know me - wet blanket and all that. At least you didnt decree "off with her [my] head" ;)

PS - Glad she has backed down finally - until next time....

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03 Jul 12 #340793 by riseandshine
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hawaythelads wrote:

I would have noticed him not wearing any trousers.


That''s my favourite bit! Thanks for making me :laugh:

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