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A little light hearted relief
17 Jul 07 #1417 by Dockley
Topic started by Dockley
Seeing as quotes and extracts of other peoples work seems to be the order of the day, I thought the following may bring a little chuckle to us all,
We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then
Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then
Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
28 Jul 07 #1624 by Sera
> Before the marriage:
> He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
> She: Do you want me to leave?
> He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
> She: Do you love me?
> He: Of course!
> She: Have you ever cheated on me?
> He: NO! Why are you even asking?
> She: Will you kiss me?
> He: Yes!
> She: Will you hit me?
> He: No way! I’m not that type of guy !
> She: Can I trust you?
> Now after the marriage you can read it - from bottom to the top !!!!
Reply from Sera
> Before the marriage:
> He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
> She: Do you want me to leave?
> He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
> She: Do you love me?
> He: Of course!
> She: Have you ever cheated on me?
> He: NO! Why are you even asking?
> She: Will you kiss me?
> He: Yes!
> She: Will you hit me?
> He: No way! I’m not that type of guy !
> She: Can I trust you?
> Now after the marriage you can read it - from bottom to the top !!!!
31 Aug 07 #2680 by DandyHighwayMan
Reply from DandyHighwayMan
Doctors and scientists at a leading research university have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering for years after it has been eaten.
Its called f*****g Wedding Cake!
Its called f*****g Wedding Cake!
31 Aug 07 #2691 by jay160602
Reply from jay160602
"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
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