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17 Jul 07 #1417 by Dockley
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Seeing as quotes and extracts of other peoples work seems to be the order of the day, I thought the following may bring a little chuckle to us all,

We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality :(


In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. :kiss:


A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.:cheer:


Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then :side:


Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper :P


When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. :lol:


I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year. :silly:

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. ;)

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17 Jul 07 #1420 by Shelia
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Nice one Dockley

If I ever married again I want a sane healthy man who does not snore or have smelly feet, or smoke, only drinks in moderation and can cook. Own teeth, not bothered about hair, has a smile that lights up his face and thinks I'm gorgeous!

Think I'll be single forever:)

Shelia

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18 Jul 07 #1441 by Princess Fiona
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I was reading the Baby Barista blog yesterday and he was recounting the time his client was chewing gum in court. They were both somewhat bemused when the judge roared there would be no masticating in his court!

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28 Jul 07 #1624 by Sera
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:laugh:

> Before the marriage:
> He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
> She: Do you want me to leave?
> He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
> She: Do you love me?
> He: Of course!
> She: Have you ever cheated on me?
> He: NO! Why are you even asking?
> She: Will you kiss me?
> He: Yes!
> She: Will you hit me?
> He: No way! I’m not that type of guy !
> She: Can I trust you?
> Now after the marriage you can read it - from bottom to the top !!!!:silly:

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31 Aug 07 #2680 by DandyHighwayMan
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Doctors and scientists at a leading research university have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering for years after it has been eaten.

Its called f*****g Wedding Cake! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

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31 Aug 07 #2691 by jay160602
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"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."

:lol::lol:

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