If I ever married again I want a sane healthy man who does not snore or have smelly feet, or smoke, only drinks in moderation and can cook. Own teeth, not bothered about hair, has a smile that lights up his face and thinks I'm gorgeous!
I was reading the Baby Barista blog yesterday and he was recounting the time his client was chewing gum in court. They were both somewhat bemused when the judge roared there would be no masticating in his court!
> Before the marriage:
> He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
> She: Do you want me to leave?
> He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
> She: Do you love me?
> He: Of course!
> She: Have you ever cheated on me?
> He: NO! Why are you even asking?
> She: Will you kiss me?
> He: Yes!
> She: Will you hit me?
> He: No way! I’m not that type of guy !
> She: Can I trust you?
> Now after the marriage you can read it - from bottom to the top !!!!