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What are we each entitled to in our divorce settlement?

What does the law say about how to split the house, how to share pensions and other assets, and how much maintenance is payable.

What steps can we take to reach a fair agreement?

The four basic steps to reaching an agreement on divorce finances are: disclosure, getting advice, negotiating and implementing a Consent Order.

What is a Consent Order and why do we need one?

A Consent Order is a legally binding document that finalises a divorcing couple's agreement on property, pensions and other assets.


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Our consultant service offers expert advice and support to help you reach agreement on a fair financial settlement quickly, and for less than a quarter of the cost of using a traditional high street solicitor.


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03 Dec 07 #8342 by Pickle
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mike62 wrote:

Latest toy flying out of the shops this Christmas - The new 'divorced' Barbie doll - She comes with a full range of her own accessories, and Ken's house, car, boat, dog....


PMSL .... So tempted to use this joke ...... :)

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05 Dec 07 #8463 by Specialdad
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After a lengthy conference with the estranged husband, the lawyer reported to
his client.

“Mrs Money, I have succeeded in making a settlement with your husband that is eminently fair to both of you.”

“Fair to both?!” exploded Mrs Money. “I could have done that myself. What do you think I hired a lawyer for?”

;)

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05 Dec 07 #8470 by tammylouise
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How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb? Hahahaha!! Lightbulb? They would be lucky to get a house to put a lightbulb in!!

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05 Dec 07 #8473 by mike62
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Breaking News

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%.

It's called Wedding Cake
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05 Dec 07 #8513 by Specialdad
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You know it's a bad day when your blind date is your ex-wife.

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06 Dec 07 #8578 by Specialdad
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These days, parents pray the youngest child will get married and move out before the oldest one gets divorced and moves back in. ;)

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07 Dec 07 #8605 by Specialdad
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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house....Zsa Zsa Gabor.

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