Divorce jokes

Three divorced women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.
One woman said, "I called my X the dentist. Nobody could drill like he did."
The second woman giggled and confessed, "I called my X the miner because of his incredible shaft."
The third woman quietly sipped her wine until her friend asked, "well, what did you call your X?"
She frowned and said, "The postman."
"Why the postman?"
"Because he always delivered late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.

the max sentence for bigamy is 2 mother i laws

the max sentence for bigamy is 2 mother i laws

The inherent downside in a life of pursuing women is the possibility of inadvertently catching one

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

--Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

- A conversation between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill

Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to exercise daily, have a much better diet stop drinking, smoking. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music and how to invest in the stock market.Now I want a divorce, because I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me.