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Little xmas quiz for you

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29 Nov 07 #8134 by Avila
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Little Xmas quiz for you.

Over xmas and New Year you have 4 choices:

1. Spend xmas at home with child and 'wife' and New Year with mistress
2. Spend Xmas with parents and New Year with mistress.
3. Leave child 2 days before Xmas and spend Xmas and New Year with mistress
4.Take a flying leap ...(...well it is a choice).

Bear in mind situation at 'home' is more or less normal because spouse is totally unaware of what a bastard you are!

For you parents out there who are struggling to see your kids over the holiday season, I wish you luck, success and love!
For all those kids who will get to spend time with both parents, I wish you continued love.
And for those of you who can spend time with your children but choose not to, I wish you what you deserve!

Bah Humbug!

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29 Nov 07 #8136 by mike62
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Or father WikiXmas could give you an early present of a dose and you could spend Xmas in the STI clinic with the mistress? Oh, what fun!



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29 Nov 07 #8138 by Camberwick green
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a severe case of herpes would douse the fire!!! :lol:

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30 Nov 07 #8152 by gone1
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To be honest none of them. I would have prefered to have a normal christmas with a normal wife and normal kids. But seeing as I dont have any of the above and I also dont have a mistress I cant do any of them. I have 4 aleternatives.

1) Christmas without evil wife and evil kids
2) Christmas without evil kids and evil wife
3) 2006 - onwards without evil wife and evil kids
4) Never ever met her at all

I chose number 4.


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