1. Spend xmas at home with child and 'wife' and New Year with mistress
2. Spend Xmas with parents and New Year with mistress.
3. Leave child 2 days before Xmas and spend Xmas and New Year with mistress
4.Take a flying leap ...(...well it is a choice).
Bear in mind situation at 'home' is more or less normal because spouse is totally unaware of what a bastard you are!
For you parents out there who are struggling to see your kids over the holiday season, I wish you luck, success and love!
For all those kids who will get to spend time with both parents, I wish you continued love.
And for those of you who can spend time with your children but choose not to, I wish you what you deserve!
To be honest none of them. I would have prefered to have a normal christmas with a normal wife and normal kids. But seeing as I dont have any of the above and I also dont have a mistress I cant do any of them. I have 4 aleternatives.
1) Christmas without evil wife and evil kids
2) Christmas without evil kids and evil wife
3) 2006 - onwards without evil wife and evil kids
4) Never ever met her at all