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Men Vs Women -or- Women Vs Men

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14 Dec 07 #9034 by moonstar04
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OMG this has certainly made me laugh out loud today..........what an excellent topic.

Specialdad I guess I recognise myself in their somewhere which is why I found it so funny !!

Vail I think you are speaking the truth and very well put.

Me well I kinda like the differences between a man and a women, finding the right compromise is paramount. However if we were not so different then we would not be so attracted would we???

Moon x

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14 Dec 07 #9035 by ToxieDogg
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Specialdad wrote:

Men Vs. Women

Arguments

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


Bathrooms

A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
spend.


Money

A man will pay £1 for a £2 item he wants.

A woman will pay £2 for a £1 item that she doesn't want.

Marriage

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.


:blink:Blimey Specialdad, you've just summarised my marriage

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18 Dec 07 #9187 by Meridian
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Ha Sgutt, your second post sounds like me too except I am the wife. Figure that one out.

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18 Dec 07 #9188 by gone1
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moonstar04 wrote:

OMG this has certainly made me laugh out loud today..........what an excellent topic.

Specialdad I guess I recognise myself in their somewhere which is why I found it so funny !!

Vail I think you are speaking the truth and very well put.

Me well I kinda like the differences between a man and a women, finding the right compromise is paramount. However if we were not so different then we would not be so attracted would we???

Moon x


Moon I think we are the same in that we are all people. People are pretty much the same wherever you go. But there are some differences between men and women. Opposites attract and that makes either great team mates or mortal enemies. Funny ain't it. Makes me smile. :)C

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I believe the men are from mars theory
Men are different to women is a scientific fact that a male cannot multitask
But we girlies need you good bad or ugly we do need you ....I belive there are good and bad marsians so ill still trust and hope to pick good if opportunity arises
so to all you lovely but different men out there
merry xmas

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18 Dec 07 #9232 by gone1
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loobyloo wrote:

I believe the men are from mars theory
Men are different to women is a scientific fact that a male cannot multitask
But we girlies need you good bad or ugly we do need you ....I belive there are good and bad marsians so ill still trust and hope to pick good if opportunity arises
so to all you lovely but different men out there
merry xmas


Oooh Looby. Men can multi task. haha. Chris

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