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28 Dec 07 #9622 by Angel557
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)


You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10


No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10


WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?


Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10


HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?


You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8


WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?


Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8


WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?


Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure?)


On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10 (isn't he ready for the world of dating?)


WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?


I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9


WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?


When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7


The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
-- Curt, age 7


The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8


IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED ?


It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)


HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?


There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8 (I like this kid)


And the #1 Favorite is ...

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?


Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10 (He'll be married forever)

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28 Dec 07 #9623 by Specialdad
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Nice one angel ;)

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28 Dec 07 #9652 by IKNOWNOW
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we should listen to our kids more often! Do we really know what they are thinking?

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29 Dec 07 #9665 by gone1
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I agree with what Ricky said hehe. C

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Sometimes we don't credit kids with the knowledge or sense they do have!!!!!! some cracking answers mind!!!! thnx for sharing! :laugh:
Tigs x

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01 Jan 08 #9758 by loobyloo
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Out of the mouths of babes.....


My daughter has told me (aged 10) she will get married when she is 23 and will have children but its my job to have the children whilst she argues with her husband!!
and ive not made that up...scary hey
looby

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