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29 Mar 10 #195065 by DancingButterfly
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Hey, I've got a new entry for the 2010 Booker Prize - hold the shortlist please!

Just received my stbx's form E, it's the best piece of fiction I've read for quite some time.

It shows imagination, ingenuity, impossibility (oh and lies, lies and more lies)....

Can't divulge anything more here, sorry. But I would publish it if I could. And maybe I will do, one day.

At the moment though, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.



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29 Mar 10 #195069 by chris75
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I am sorry that you have a lying stbx Chrys but just because he is a brilliant author of fiction doesn't mean that his efforts will be passed as accurate by the courts.

Chris. xx

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29 Mar 10 #195072 by Mitchum
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You know some spouses have to create a piece of fiction.

Not received mine yet but I´m expecting similar.

Perhaps we can invent a new award, the Lying Toe-rag (insert B****** if you wish) Fiction Awards.

A glass of Chablis and a laugh I think for tonight!

Take care.

Mitchum x

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30 Mar 10 #195114 by Elle
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:laugh::laugh:You laugh and keep on laughing Chrys, it will all be over soon :)


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30 Mar 10 #195120 by hawaythelads
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The ex harridan must've had writers block when it came to her form E she wrote nothing by every question ;);):blink::blink:

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30 Mar 10 #195122 by ldg
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The Lying Toerag Award would be great but I fear it would be very difficult one to judge.

Chrys it will not go on forever and remember that each process brings you nearer to the end.

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30 Mar 10 #195126 by Nota
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This fairy story started in the pillocks head - the small one!!!! Which then the big head stared to make an elaborate tale of, lies, untruth's, re-writting history oh and more lies! And that was only in chapter 3.

Haven't got to chapter 12 yet...were that lovely form E is....i've seen it..he hasn't!

If that's the Booker Prize....i'm going for the Nobel Peace Prize....diplomacy :dry:

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