This fairy story started in the pillocks head - the small one!!!! Which then the big head stared to make an elaborate tale of, lies, untruth's, re-writting history oh and more lies! And that was only in chapter 3.
Haven't got to chapter 12 yet...were that lovely form E is....i've seen it..he hasn't!
If that's the Booker Prize....i'm going for the Nobel Peace Prize....diplomacy