There''s your Christmas shopping all wrapped up.
Yes folks so if your Christmas tree has been thrown across the living room this year by your pxssed up borderline alcoholic hubbie, or your nutter misus has had another one of her pre menstrual borderline personality disorder temper fits and thrown the Turkey and trimmings up the wall rather than on the plates.
Here''s the perfect late xmas gift for you.
"Divorce and Splitting Up... Advice from a top lawyer"
Even better it''s free so that''s there''s more of your money left when you start paying them £200 an hour to relieve you of a large chunk of your life''s savings.As they acrimoniously labour divorce negotiations at every turn as they are the only profession on the planet that can run the meter up better than a black cab driver stuck in a traffic jam at Piccadilly circus.
Hi de Ho !
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.