Divorce Petition

Errr your paying a fee earning solicitor and six months in your still right at the beginning?.

Divorce is very stressful which is why you pay a solicitor to take the burden and progress the matter, if they don`t what are you paying for?, if you have money to burn i have a new roof to pay for, *takes cap off and presents it with a hopeful expression*.

And now for my top two responses when i call solicitors.

S/he is in court today ill take a message.

S/he is on annual leave ill take a message.

There are around 100,000 solicitors and only a small number are advocates who work in court, strange that so many seem to be in court so often, or is it just me.

Annual leave, everyone needs a holiday but some solicitors seem to have errr lets say about 25 weeks per year.

Or do secretaries tell the odd porky perhaps?.

I will have to start right back at the beginning with a new solicitor.

I know your right. Thank you.

I think i will start looking for another solicitor.

The problem is you still right at the beginning, all your solicitor has done is fill in a D8 form, 15 minutes tops.