Firstly, in defence of the follically challenged everywhere I would say that one shouldn't judge a book by its cover. The best good books I have ever read were completely hairless.
Secondly, Buxton is actually quite fresh, he continues to be very fresh with the ladies in chat.
Thirdly, you say you are old fashioned, this is very good to hear as it is well known that old fashioned ladies are polite and know exactly when to say 'Please' and 'Thank you'. Us men regard such such etiquette with favour and our total attention is thereby assured.
Fourthly, it is not generally appreciated that Buxton likes his eggs hard boiled for four hours and purchased a specific egg-timer suitable for this purpose.
Fifthly, should none of the above meet with your approval, I am sure Buxton would agree to wear a paper bag over his head.