Just a few text messages i received this week from friends...
20% of the population is drinking tea or coffee, 60% are having sex, 19% are watching tv but one idiot is holding a mobile reading this message!
One day you'll be suprised to c me, beside u, u & me dreaming, u & me laughing, u & me crying, U & me holding on 2getha. Just u & me in a mental hospital, but i will still love u even tho I wont know who the hell u are!
Guy says to girl "wanna have magic sex?" She says "Whats that?" He says "We go to my house, have sex & then you disappear!"