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Subject	Replies /	Last Post
The Goodbye Play List Started on 18 Jun 17, by looking_ahead Last Post 24 Nov 19 by JustM3 1 2 3 ... 13	Replies:84 :6346	Last Post by JustM3 24 Nov 19
Not sure whether to accept Started on 27 Mar 18, by Sandra123 Last Post 27 Mar 18 by hadenoughnow	Replies:3 :659	Last Post by hadenoughnow 27 Mar 18
Stupid question Started on 27 Apr 14, by nicwin Last Post 07 Nov 17 by polar 1 2	Replies:10 :1219	Last Post by polar 07 Nov 17
Funny Divorce Cake Started on 04 Oct 17, by falls81 Last Post 09 Oct 17 by Bubblegum11	Replies:1 :651	Last Post by Bubblegum11 09 Oct 17
This really made me chuckle! Started on 08 Jul 14, by Patsy39 Last Post 04 Oct 17 by falls81	Replies:4 :566	Last Post by falls81 04 Oct 17
Attended first direction appointment Started on 31 Jul 17, by Kevinsc Last Post 31 Jul 17 by Kevinsc	Replies:5 :489	Last Post by Kevinsc 31 Jul 17
John Milton Started on 08 Jul 17, by LittleMrMike Last Post 08 Jul 17 by LittleMrMike	Replies:0 :477	Last Post by LittleMrMike 08 Jul 17
Cost of wedding v divorce! Started on 29 Jan 15, by Gillian48 Last Post 16 Jun 17 by zxbird 1 2	Replies:10 :1096	Last Post by zxbird 16 Jun 17
Don't know if this is true, but - Started on 26 Sep 16, by LittleMrMike Last Post 26 Sep 16 by LittleMrMike	Replies:0 :443	Last Post by LittleMrMike 26 Sep 16
Had an off day... needed a giggle Started on 23 Jun 16, by Bubblegum11 Last Post 23 Jun 16 by movingon6	Replies:1 :463	Last Post by movingon6 23 Jun 16
480,000th... Started on 21 Jun 16, by movingon6 Last Post 21 Jun 16 by rubytuesday	Replies:1 :475	Last Post by rubytuesday 21 Jun 16
Using bank transfer payment reference field Started on 21 May 16, by s59 Last Post 23 May 16 by applecake 1 2	Replies:7 :1711	Last Post by applecake 23 May 16
Divorce, kids and holidays! Started on 31 Mar 15, by rp000 Last Post 31 Mar 15 by rp000 1 2	Replies:8 :967	Last Post by rp000 31 Mar 15
Sad but funny Started on 25 Mar 15, by Clawed Last Post 25 Mar 15 by Shoegirl	Replies:2 :428	Last Post by Shoegirl 25 Mar 15
Why do buses have windows Started on 09 Nov 14, by polar Last Post 09 Nov 14 by polar	Replies:0 :433	Last Post by polar 09 Nov 14
How many lawyers does it take to change a bulb? Started on 07 Nov 14, by Steven Wade Last Post 07 Nov 14 by sun flower	Replies:1 :415	Last Post by sun flower 07 Nov 14
Potatoes Started on 30 Sep 14, by hawaythelads Last Post 03 Oct 14 by hawaythelads 1 2 3 4	Replies:22 :1534	Last Post by hawaythelads 03 Oct 14
Couldn''t resist this one - Started on 02 Jul 14, by LittleMrMike Last Post 03 Jul 14 by raybird	Replies:3 :472	Last Post by raybird 03 Jul 14
WARNING: stay single forever! Started on 16 Jun 14, by PGtips Last Post 16 Jun 14 by PGtips	Replies:3 :417	Last Post by PGtips 16 Jun 14
Socrates spotted on tube Started on 23 May 14, by elizadoolittle Last Post 23 May 14 by Lostboy67	Replies:5 :476	Last Post by Lostboy67 23 May 14
George why has thou forsaken me!! Started on 20 May 14, by hawaythelads Last Post 20 May 14 by hawaythelads	Replies:4 :458	Last Post by hawaythelads 20 May 14
Clubcard Points Started on 14 May 14, by u6c00 Last Post 14 May 14 by driven40	Replies:1 :419	Last Post by driven40 14 May 14
NOW I''M PAYING FOR SOME OTHER FECKERS DIVORCE!! Started on 02 Apr 14, by hawaythelads Last Post 03 Apr 14 by NL_sadincheshire 1 2 3	Replies:15 :1222	Last Post by NL_sadincheshire 03 Apr 14
poem Started on 29 Mar 14, by xargle Last Post 29 Mar 14 by Nigella19	Replies:1 :382	Last Post by Nigella19 29 Mar 14
Joke Started on 17 Mar 14, by TEIN Last Post 17 Mar 14 by Nanny18	Replies:1 :369	Last Post by Nanny18 17 Mar 14
Caveat Emptor Started on 11 Jan 14, by Forseti Last Post 11 Jan 14 by dukey	Replies:2 :597	Last Post by dukey 11 Jan 14
Could only happen in America Started on 23 Dec 13, by LittleMrMike Last Post 28 Dec 13 by emeraldbutterfly	Replies:1 :384	Last Post by emeraldbutterfly 28 Dec 13
Sign Started on 07 Dec 13, by driven40 Last Post 21 Dec 13 by elizadoolittle 1 2	Replies:7 :798	Last Post by elizadoolittle 21 Dec 13
marriage guidance cartoons Started on 03 Dec 13, by sun flower Last Post 05 Dec 13 by CakesandFlowers	Replies:4 :575	Last Post by CakesandFlowers 05 Dec 13
Update on non contact with the ex harridan!! Started on 23 Nov 13, by hawaythelads Last Post 25 Nov 13 by emeraldbutterfly 1 2	Replies:7 :827	Last Post by emeraldbutterfly 25 Nov 13
Taking Revenge A Bit Too Far? Started on 20 Nov 13, by u6c00 Last Post 23 Nov 13 by Wombles 1 2	Replies:10 :921	Last Post by Wombles 23 Nov 13
More revenge Started on 21 Nov 13, by elizadoolittle Last Post 22 Nov 13 by CakesandFlowers	Replies:3 :375	Last Post by CakesandFlowers 22 Nov 13
Letter Saying its over Started on 10 Jul 13, by Lostboy67 Last Post 29 Oct 13 by Wiser	Replies:6 :466	Last Post by Wiser 29 Oct 13
The BBC on letter writing Started on 28 Oct 13, by u6c00 Last Post 29 Oct 13 by sun flower	Replies:1 :444	Last Post by sun flower 29 Oct 13
Ad in the classifieds Started on 08 Oct 13, by littlegreen Last Post 08 Oct 13 by sun flower	Replies:1 :401	Last Post by sun flower 08 Oct 13
Relaxation... This should help! Started on 08 Oct 13, by Stumpylad70 Last Post 08 Oct 13 by fairylandtime	Replies:2 :436	Last Post by fairylandtime 08 Oct 13
Buzzing bees Started on 11 Sep 13, by littlegreen Last Post 11 Sep 13 by CakesandFlowers	Replies:1 :369	Last Post by CakesandFlowers 11 Sep 13
A sign of a good presenter Started on 29 Aug 13, by aplacetogo Last Post 29 Aug 13 by aplacetogo	Replies:0 :359	Last Post by aplacetogo 29 Aug 13
The rules men live by. Started on 06 Mar 13, by dukey Last Post 19 Aug 13 by Onajourney 1 2 3 ... 6	Replies:35 :2002	Last Post by Onajourney 19 Aug 13
A different perpsective on things Started on 18 Aug 13, by Lostboy67 Last Post 18 Aug 13 by dukey	Replies:2 :489	Last Post by dukey 18 Aug 13