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A Silly Easter Tale

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24 Apr 11 #264697 by MontyPython
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A man is driving along a road and sees a hare jump out across the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the hare jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the animal.

Much to his dismay, it is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter
Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."

The blonde says,"Don't worry."

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.

The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again,he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,

"What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says

(Are you ready for this?)

(Are you sure?)



(Last chance)




(OK, here it is)





It says,

"Hair Spray: Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."



Happy Easter!!!

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24 Apr 11 #264699 by NellNoRegrets
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So bad it was good!

Happy Easter!

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24 Apr 11 #264700 by candlelight
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love it love it thanks lol
deb x

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24 Apr 11 #264708 by Go On Bob
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Ive just read this to the family and there is talk of excommunication...

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