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26 Apr 11 #265036 by MontyPython
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THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother...

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING?


My friends have a wicked sense of humour!!

Supercali xx

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26 Apr 11 #265121 by Paul.
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Oh how I love your perfect smile,
Its just your personality that makes me run a mile.


I could love you, love you, love you to death,
If it wasn't for your goddamn awful breath.


You feel just like a scratch that I have just got to itch,
How comes you turned into such an awful witch?

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28 Apr 11 #265485 by MontyPython
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Paul, have you been saving those up for a while? They were bl**dy awful, in a funny sort of way!!
Supercali xx

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28 Apr 11 #265493 by Paul.
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Oh darling, although your so good in bed,
It doesnt stop me from wanting to saw off your head.


Oh thinking of you makes me initially feel glee,
Such a shame that in person that you smell of wee.

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10 Aug 11 #282146 by divorcementor
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lol,this completes my morning:)

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10 Aug 11 #282244 by Triste en France
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This was our retirement dream
until your love ran out of steam


I loved you when we moved to France
but now you've left, I think you're pants...




Chris

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10 Aug 11 #282245 by Paul.
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Awful France,, Parnts!


How about, Moving to France, I thought I'd ferry ya
After all you've done, I just want to bury ya.

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