A guy walks into a pub and sees his friend sitting at a table with the biggest bic cigarrette lighter he ever saw. "Cool lighter- where did you get it?"
"Rub this lamp and the genie will give you a wish".
So he rubs the lamp and asks the genie for a million bucks, The door swings open and in comes a million ducks.The guy is fuming "Ducks! I asked for bucks!" his mate replies "Yeah! Do you really think I would have asked for a twelve inch bic?"