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06 May 11 #266797 by Bunnygirl
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A guy walks into a pub and sees his friend sitting at a table with the biggest bic cigarrette lighter he ever saw. "Cool lighter- where did you get it?"
"Rub this lamp and the genie will give you a wish".
So he rubs the lamp and asks the genie for a million bucks, The door swings open and in comes a million ducks.The guy is fuming "Ducks! I asked for bucks!" his mate replies "Yeah! Do you really think I would have asked for a twelve inch bic?"

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07 May 11 #266823 by stukadivebomber
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