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My Next Life

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10 May 11 #267335 by MontyPython
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My Next Life by Woody Allen

In my next life I want to live backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better everyday.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go and collect your pension and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You party, drink alcohol and are generally promiscious, then you are ready for high school.

You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.

You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born.

And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters everyday and then, Voila!

You finish off as an Orgasm!

I rest my case.

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Supercali xx

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11 May 11 #267402 by Paul.
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Brilliant!
There is a theory that time goes forwards to a set point, then goes backwards!

Woody Allen,
my fave quotes from him,

Is sex dirty? yes if you do it right.

and

Reincarnation, I'd like to come back as warren beatty's fingertips.

Have a nice day Cali!

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