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The new pet

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10 Aug 11 #282156 by stukadivebomber
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A woman went into a pet shop to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.

After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.

She told one of the staff she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

'Well,' said the assisstant, 'We have some giant bullfrogs'.

'They say they're trained to give blow jobs!'

'Blow jobs!' the woman replied, 'That's ridiculous!'.

'Yes, but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said. 'We can't keep up with demand'

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, ...and what if it's true...

No more blow jobs for her!

She bought the frog.

When she explained froggy's alleged ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off!...

The woman went to bed happy, thinking the joke had been well received.

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds.

She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cook books.

'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.

The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook... you're gone.'

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10 Aug 11 #282182 by rubytuesday
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Stuka, I have no idea what the first part of your joke means :ohmy:

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16 Aug 11 #283142 by divorcementor
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I've get it!.:silly:

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