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Dogs vs Wives

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13 Sep 11 #287485 by stukadivebomber
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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:


1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk...

8. Dogs like to go hunting, fishing and don’t mind spending the whole day with you in front of the TV.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. A dog will wear a studded collar without calling you a pervert.

11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

12. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck and don’t care how much money you have.




To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.
Then open it and see who's happiest to see you.




PS.
I didn't write these, I'm just passing them on;)

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