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16 Nov 11 #298225 by stukadivebomber
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the perfect companion:)

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16 Nov 11 #298226 by hawaythelads
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They missed the biggest unique selling point........ when she starts going saggy you can fix her without the expense of plastic surgery.:blink:
HRH xx

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16 Nov 11 #298227 by stukadivebomber
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hawaythelads wrote:

They missed the biggest unique selling point........ when she starts going saggy you can fix her without the expense of plastic surgery.:blink:
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yeh, just put a knot in it:laugh:

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16 Nov 11 #298233 by pixy
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Well if we're being sexist, I prefer thisone
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16 Nov 11 #298235 by hawaythelads
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I think all you ladies should have one of them as well.
Again they missed the biggest usp..........ladies you'll always be able to get the last word in an argument ;)
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16 Nov 11 #298238 by Zebedee
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It is noted that the husband has one 'key feature' listed, wheras the wife does not. Infact, they didn't even bother with the key feature tab for the wife....lol

Thanks for the laugh DA.

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