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Dating Sight Profile - opinions please

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27 Jan 12 #308772 by hawaythelads
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As I have had yet another hectic day in the palace my work colleague asked me to complete his Plenty of Fish Profile.Due to the fact that he recognises my comedic and literary genius.
So here it is I welcome your opinions.:blink:

Headline LOOKING FOR MY GLEN CLOSE

About you:
Hi I''m Dave,
My life goals are World peace and looking after lil furry fluffy animals.
I love bunnies and found the film fatal attraction most distressing!!
I am passing reasonable on the looks stakes but then it''s all relative.
In a line up with Quasimodo I''m George Clooney!!
In a line up with George Clooney I''m Quasimodo!!
I work in London in the printing industry and enjoy the work.
I have a full social life but would like to expand it with some female company as the fairer sex is rather thin on the ground at work or in the local,and besides my male mates have a tendency to tell me to feck off if I ask them for a romantic meal for two!!
I have two daughters and had been married 20 years prior to my separation last year.
So all round am just a normal single working bloke looking for some enjoyable female companionship and friendship.
Just dipping my toe back into this dating scene, which seems now thanks to the wonder of technology to have migrated to a keyboard rather than old fashioned methods of trying to score a snog at the end of the disco on the slow dances after 10 pints of lager back in the day.
So if any of you ladies out there fancy the excrutiatingly awkward experience of meeting up for the first time I''m your man, because I have the money back option of you can do a bunk out of the toilet window if you''re not completely satisfied in the first five minutes!
Apparently I have to put summit unique about me.............my photo is not 10 years out of date!!!!
I look forward to hearing from you.

All the best
HIS Royal Hawayness
Working hard to see the country through this double dip recession :blink:

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27 Jan 12 #308774 by positive99
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very funny - love this - he shud get lots of replies.

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27 Jan 12 #308776 by maisymoos
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What women could resist that profile!!:laugh:

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27 Jan 12 #308782 by jjones123
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Brilliant!

Could you do mine too?!

(You could make money out of your literary genius...)

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27 Jan 12 #308783 by Onmyway
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Love it - how do I sign up to date? I''ll even cook the rabiit stew!

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27 Jan 12 #308785 by survive
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LOL Haway, that has really made me smile today. I''m sure he''ll get a lot of replies in some shape or form :)

Survive
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27 Jan 12 #308787 by lovestinks
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Lol :laugh::laugh::laugh:

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