Warning, if you find these jokes offensive then don''t read them.
Woman tells her solicitor she wants to divorce her husband for adultery.
"What proof do you have?" asks the solicitor.
The woman replies, "I can prove our sixth child isn''t his"
How do you make your wife scream during sex?
Phone her up and tell her.
My wife is divorcing me for ''unreasonable behaviour''. She''s really upset and all because I didn''t wait and open the car door for her . . . . . I swam directly to the surface.
I asked my wife what she wanted for our 25th wedding anniversary, "I don''t know" she said, "Get me something exotic and expensive that I don''t really need" so I booked her in for a masectomy.
The last two are by or based on Emo Philips.
If any more occur to me I''ll let you know, unless of course you''d rather not know, lol!
Jj as probably half your audience demographic might well be female I would avoid the divorce stories derogatory to women you have to be a
His royal hawayness to get away with that
I would seriously just use general observation or if you are really stuck plagerisation
All the best
Ps unfortunately got the kids that night or would have been there xx