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08 Mar 12 #316977 by Lostboy67
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Last night I was stopped by the police around 2am and was asked where I was going at that time of night.

I replied, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asked, "Oh really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

I replied, "That would be my wife."

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Hee Hee

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08 Mar 12 #317021 by gorgeous
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Take it it wasnt a female officer lol

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