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Why succession to the throne should be men first!

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15 Apr 12 #323964 by hawaythelads
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My regal subjects despite old Queenie doing an absolutely first class, stand up job for the past 60 years I have today again proved why men are the best when it comes to being more bestest than women.
Yesterday I decorated the non mother in laws bedroom all day and what a bang up job I made of it too.This is my significant other halfs mother not the ex harridans I must point out.
Why did I do this you may aske,because on Friday i witnessed the woman having a full scale nervous breakdown over dodgy neighbours,and the room needed decorating before she could have an estate agent round.
Today I was up a t 7am I cleaned all the bathrooms 3 of them, I done all the housework,all the washing 3 loads hung it all out and then ironed it all.Then I weeded all the garden for the spring and mowed the lawn.
Up until this point I hear all you women cry we can do that that''s our normal day.
Now this is where I am the bestest after all that when my other half demanded non conjugal rites of me after all that lot.
Did I have a headache?? Did I feck :blink:

His Royal Hawayness xx

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15 Apr 12 #323973 by stukadivebomber
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Now you''ve had a quick power nap, I imagine you''ll be going to cook up an evening meal, too?;)

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15 Apr 12 #323991 by pixy
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Cleaning, decorating and gardening, all in one day and nooky afterwards? Come and be my toyboy. Don''t worry about the nooky or the sexism, cleaning decorating and gardening all for free makes you my dreamboat.

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15 Apr 12 #323997 by WhiteRose
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Are you using the term ''Throne'' as the slang word for loo?

If so, I would agree that if men are first to the throne, please use the room spray provided afterwards :laugh:

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15 Apr 12 #323999 by hawaythelads
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In fairness the decorating was the entire Saturday.It was followed by cleaning washing and ironing and gardening and nooky today.
You must read the details of the post more carefully pixy.I''m a fragile divorcee hun:blink:
HRH (God''s favourite person on the planet ;))

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15 Apr 12 #324038 by sun flower
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Sounds like the nooky was a reward for all you hard labours - there''s a wee joke in there somewhere but it might seem offensive to some ....I''ll let you work out your own punch line!

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15 Apr 12 #324045 by Lostboy67
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You''ll make someone a wonderful wife :laugh:

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