Dear Leader of Life,
one little thing of advice from the not so clever female.
Be very weary in life if a women says "she will walk behind and follow you"
9 OUT 10 the reason would be "to shove her hand up your anal and wear you like a puppet!!!!"
sorry if anyone is offended
With a heavy heart and a tear gently falling i must dispel many of the readers conceptions of HRH.
He is not the hard drinking fag smoking lard sarni eating ruler with the iron fist he would have us believe.
His real name is Cedric Bartholomew the sensitive.
He listens to radio 4
He is a veterinarian
He subscribes to slimmers monthly
He calls his mother every day
He donates 25% of his wage to an Emu sanctuary
He helps old ladies cross roads and do the shopping
He is a considerate lover, he never thinks of his own desire first (i was going to write something else but the mods would kick my botty until my ears fell off)
Yes my friends as you read this HRH is making breakfast for his significant other while thinking what scented candles to use while running her bath, after that its his favorite waltons DVD while he does the ironing for his neighbors, and Saturday night is of course volunteer at the soup kitchen night.
I understand many of you will be shattered depressed even feel cheated, all is not lost my friends, HRH is also a most excellent counselor.
Pete i know you will never be able to thank me for this, and please wipe away those tears of joy, all i ask in return is you knit me one of those jumpers you make for the homeless, with a gold star on the front.