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07 May 12 #328852 by lovestinks
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stukadivebomber wrote:

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And i am still cackling. Good way to start a Sunday!:laugh:


it''s Monday:whistle:

OMG I''ve like lost all sense of time and space. But who cares, it''s still funny.

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07 May 12 #328876 by pixy
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Gosh, not only funny but clever and literate too. Brightened my day no end.

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07 May 12 #328881 by Dakota7
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I literally have tears running down my face reading this.......... thank you for posting.

Dakota x

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07 May 12 #328884 by yellowrose
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What a gem. I just wish I''d known about it before he left. Would have been very satisfying to see him ''burn''...........

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07 May 12 #328992 by catwoman03
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Thank you for sharing. haven''t laughed so much fo a long time

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08 May 12 #329310 by sun flower
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I have forwarded your link to some very grateful friends - but I have then had to explain that I wasn''t on Amazon searching for Male hair removal products....I am not sure any of them believe me....and it''s taking a lot of explaining!!
Still worth the damage in my reputation (such as it was) for the giggle! sc

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08 May 12 #329314 by fairylandtime
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Wonder if you can decant these & give as gifts :blush:or is that just too awful (aftershave balm any one, no even better shower gel) - spouse I can dream

Very funny thanks JJX

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