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Went to the doctors...

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07 Jun 12 #335539 by Marshy_
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... The other day with bad feet. Got called into the doctors room and he shouted at me, Gout.. I said, sod off, I just got here.

Tickled me. But then again I was very drunk :laugh:

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...the other day and told him
‘Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a vampire, and he shouted ‘Necks please!’.......

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I visited a friend in hospital the other day; he''d been putting up a book-case and it had collapsed on him. I said, "You''ve only got your shelf to blame".

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