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What are we each entitled to in our divorce settlement?

What does the law say about how to split the house, how to share pensions and other assets, and how much maintenance is payable.

What steps can we take to reach a fair agreement?

The four basic steps to reaching an agreement on divorce finances are: disclosure, getting advice, negotiating and implementing a Consent Order.

What is a Consent Order and why do we need one?

A Consent Order is a legally binding document that finalises a divorcing couple's agreement on property, pensions and other assets.

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Our consultant service offers expert advice and support to help you reach agreement on a fair financial settlement quickly, and for less than a quarter of the cost of using a traditional high street solicitor.

Went to the doctors...

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... The other day with bad feet. Got called into the doctors room and he shouted at me, Gout.. I said, sod off, I just got here.

Tickled me. But then again I was very drunk :laugh:

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...the other day and told him
‘Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a vampire, and he shouted ‘Necks please!’.......

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I visited a friend in hospital the other day; he''d been putting up a book-case and it had collapsed on him. I said, "You''ve only got your shelf to blame".

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