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Two clever nuns

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07 Jul 12 #341752 by Margot123
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On this lovely day which I am quite confident is fairly similar where ever you are in the UK....yes sarcasm here.... I thought I’d share a joke!!! Hopefully it will make a couple of you smile and forget about the pain for a minute or so.... and for those that already know it, please share another one!
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There were two nuns

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It''s logical. He wants to make love to us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

A little while later...

SM: It''s not working.

SL: Of course it''s not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I''ll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.



Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn''t follow us both, so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.


SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL : Isn''t it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.


And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

Say two Hail Marys!

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07 Jul 12 #341753 by raybird
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:laugh:

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07 Jul 12 #341776 by leftwondering
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hahaha! Good ending!

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