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The store for new husbands...

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26 Jul 12 #345511 by rubytuesday
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A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

''That''s nice,'' she thinks, ''but I want more.'' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

''Wow,'' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

''Oh, mercy me!'' she exclaims, ''I can hardly stand it!'' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!!
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store''s owner opened a “New Wives Store”
just across the street.

The 1st Floor has wives that are good in bed.

The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited.....

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26 Jul 12 #345515 by Action
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Hilarous, and so very true. My eldest son doesn''t think I''ll ever have another man in my life because I am too fussy, and as for the men choosing a wife!!!!

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26 Jul 12 #345518 by afonleas
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Brilliant:laugh:

But now I know this, soon to be miss,
will be staying on the 5th floor

But where''s the one who cooks as well has help with the housework???

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26 Jul 12 #345527 by sun flower
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Love it! Thanks Ruby, I needed a laugh! sc

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