A sand crab and a mud crab who were best friends died in an accident.
They went to heaven and God said, "Sandy, Muddy, there''s only one place left in heaven. One of you will have to go to hell."
Sand crab insisted that mud crab deserved heaven more, so sand crab went to hell.
10 years passed.
Mud crab asked God one day, "I really miss sand crab. May I please go down to hell to see him? Just for a little while?" God said "Since you asked so nicely, you may go to hell and see Sandy, but you must be back by 6 o''clock tonight for angel harp lessons."
Mud crab left at once to go to hell. When he arrived, he saw sand crab over in hell''s disco. They caught up and had a great time reminiscing. Then Muddy remembered the promise he made to God and looked at his watch. It was 5:59!! He said goodbye and rushed back to heaven. When he got up there, it was 6:02.
God was irate.
"You''re late! And where is your angel''s harp, young crab?"