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28 Oct 12 #363302 by LittleMrMike
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Some extracts from medical records :

She has no rigours or shaking chills, but the patient''s husband says she was very hot in bed last night.

On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it had disappeared.

The patient refused an autopsy.

The patient had no previous history of suicides.

Whilst in A and E, the patient was examined, X rated and sent home.

She stated she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

The patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

Rectal examination revealed a normal sized thyroid.


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28 Oct 12 #363313 by freefalling
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28 Oct 12 #363314 by Flower power
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Very funny, kids wondered why I was laughing at the iPad.

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28 Oct 12 #363359 by sun flower
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Well done LMM for smiling and making us smile. Thanks

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28 Oct 12 #363380 by Serendipity100
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Yes, LMM: to reiterate SC''s post, thanks for making us smile and being able to smile yourself. Think I''d best pm, rather than post publicly. As you know, I doooo go on!!! But always mean well!

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28 Oct 12 #363421 by mbird
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ha ha ha

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