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Could only happen in America

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6 years 5 months ago #416858 by LittleMrMike
Could only happen in America was created by LittleMrMike
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FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. $1000 o.n.o. Excellent condition. Reason for sale - just got married. Freaking wife knows everything.

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6 years 4 months ago #417129 by emeraldbutterfly
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Thanks LMM,

Really needed this :laugh:

Smiles gone AWOL this morning.

Made me laugh.

Encyclopaedia ref was best me thinks:laugh:

Thank you
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