I offer the following adverts for your delectation.
NORDIC TRACK EXERCISE MACHINE. $300. Hardly used. Call Chubby.
HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER ! " iF IT''S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT ! "
NICE PARACHUTE. Never opened. Used once.
TIRED OF WORKING FOR $9.75 AN HOUR ? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay $7-9 per hour.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY
MUST SELL WASHER AND DRYER $300
OPEN HOUSE BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON Free coffee and donuts
FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. $1000 o.n.o. Excellent condition. Reason for sale - just got married. Freaking wife knows everything.