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LittleMrMike
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7 years 1 month ago #416858 by LittleMrMike

Could only happen in America was created by LittleMrMike

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LMM

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emeraldbutterfly
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7 years 4 weeks ago #417129 by emeraldbutterfly

Replied by emeraldbutterfly on topic Re:Could only happen in America

Thanks LMM,

Really needed this

Smiles gone AWOL this morning.

Made me laugh.

Encyclopaedia ref was best me thinks:laugh:

Thank you
xxx

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