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27 Apr 14 #431541 by nicwin
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I have a large fridge/freezer in my garage that came from our FH we had to sell. It doesn''t fit in my new small kitchen and ex wants it. He told my son today to tell me to clean it before he picks it up!! Ready for him and OW to use. Do I have mug written across my forehead! I''m waiting for him to ask so I can tell him his girlfriend is a scrubber, get her to clean it :Pwas wondering what unbelievable things your ex asked You to do after they had left. Mine was also surprised when I stopped washing his clothes after he told me about his affair ? They really are from another planet

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27 Apr 14 #431544 by NL_sadincheshire
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hi nicwin
hmmm the list is endless
but let''s start with ''can i move back in as we are such a strong team together...but... we can lead separate love lives...''
guess my answer?

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27 Apr 14 #431545 by Onmyway
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Mine couldn''t understand why I didn''t tell him how he spent the VAT money - he thought I was still doing his book keeping. But that would have required declaration of monies spent on the affair - I see a conflict of interest there!:laugh::laugh::laugh:

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27 Apr 14 #431553 by elizadoolittle
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''When this is over, I hope we will be friends''.

See also the thread bullish*t classics for similar, some will make you gasp and stretch your eyes :)

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28 Apr 14 #431578 by Vastra1
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Nicwin that is unbelievable!! That deserves a cold beer - as in a beer left in the freezer to explode and be cleaned out by your STBX. Or at least turn the power off and let the mould begin to grow.
After mine admitted to the affair and said he was leaving, he asked me to book a removalist for him and start packing his books as "I''m a busy surgeon, I don''t have time for that". He had time to sneak over for "private cello lessons" and investigate annulments of course.

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28 Apr 14 #431619 by sulkypants
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Mine just wanted to borrow the gas operated BBQ so I pointed out why are you having a BBQ when you don''t have one? Der

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28 Apr 14 #431626 by Lostboy67
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what you want to do, is remove everything apart from a pint of milk, and a couple of kippers, then close the door and cut the power, I''d suggest that delaying the pickup for a week or so would be good too..


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