George why has thou forsaken me!!

Well you can''t even trust the world''s second most eliglible bachelor to not go and feck up!!
WTF Georgie I need my wing man why the feck would you wanna get married???? ......just to give away a free house??
Well ladies that most definately leaves me as the most bachelor bloke in the world......and no I don''t mean in a a Cliff Richard Harmony hairspray type of way with is he or isn''t he!!
All the best
His Royal.......King of Bachelordom.....Hawayness xxxxx

HRH
Do give me a ring once you''ve completed your renovation, i''ll see how I can steal it off you
we would of course need to get married first

I can''t even get to Mansfield the woman who sold it at auction is completely bonkers and has gone on the missing list......goddam hollywood lifestyle it''s so frustrating

It''s ''grand design australia'' for my inspiration these days though I am dealing with a bully of a carpet fitter in my renovation... aaargh who would be a girl hey?
NL_SIC
PS. On a serious note, I hope you are not serious about the problem with missing seller!

Yes I am missing seller ...u couldn''t make my life up in a story xx