Well you can''t even trust the world''s second most eliglible bachelor to not go and feck up!!
WTF Georgie I need my wing man why the feck would you wanna get married???? ......just to give away a free house??
Well ladies that most definately leaves me as the most bachelor bloke in the world......and no I don''t mean in a a Cliff Richard Harmony hairspray type of way with is he or isn''t he!!
All the best
His Royal.......King of Bachelordom.....Hawayness xxxxx
It''s ''grand design australia'' for my inspiration these days though I am dealing with a bully of a carpet fitter in my renovation... aaargh who would be a girl hey?
PS. On a serious note, I hope you are not serious about the problem with missing seller!