I know this was soooo immature of me but it really made me chuckle.
I was just walking home when a car pulled up next to me- it was my ex (who I haven''t seen in months) with my son. He wound the window down and my son said ''Mum I made a lemon tart at school today do you want to take it home?''
And of course what did I reply.......
''No thanks darling....I''ll let your dad have it - he just LOVES tarts!!!''