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01 Oct 14 #445789 by hawaythelads
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It''s 4.15 am again and i''m awake.
I really am at a low.
I just need some inspiration from all you wonderful wikipeeps .So that I can stay strong on this roller coaster of a journey.
I am having real problems gaining access to MY Little Darling Spuds.
A month ago when I was rooting around the Lidl bins and gnawing on a raw King Ted shouting obscenities at the passing shoppers the harridan security guard gave me a restraining order denying me access to the bins!!
I''m desperate to gain access to My Darling spuds.I''m so devastated. But I''ve been threatened with arrest by the Police if i even try to approach My darling Spuds.
I''ve staked the bin area out and it seems the only times the harridan security guard isn''t present is once a week Wednesday teatime 3.45pm after school to 6p.m and every other weekend 5pm Friday to 6pm Sunday...... but even then she cuts into this access time with My Darling Spuds as she''s just started doing a Karate class in the car park near the bin area. Which means I can''t gain access to the bins and My Darling Spuds until nearly 9pm!! By which time I''m too hungry to eat and merely wish to go to Sleep in the shop door way. But I can''t as I''d get arrested so find I have to push my shopping trolley all the way back to the Park Bench where I live that is a one hour walk away.
I just don''t see why these Karate lessons should cut into my restricted time I have with My Darling Spuds.
It''s so unfair it''s not like she even wants My Darling Spuds she''s not even there half the time bur rather than letting me look after My Darling Spuds in the Bin Oh no she gets a mate around to patrol the bin area for her. They''re all alone in the Bin when they could be with me,.....it''s so unfair!!!
She treats My Darling Spuds like they''re her own personal possession and dictates my access:angry:
I JUST WANT TO SPEND MORE TOIME WITH MY LITTLE DARLING SPUDS :angry::angry::(:(
I just feel so low.......I really need a Wiki Hug right now :(:(:(:(
HRH xx
P.S. she also tries to make out that this is all in the best interest of the spuds as they have supposed health problems........Well past their sell by date or summit :blink::blink:

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01 Oct 14 #445793 by Jedzy
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Mega hugs Haway - I''m learning the art of functioning on less sleep than I need - I think you have been doing it for a lot longer than me...

Just keep chipping away at it all Your Darling Spuds will know what you have done for them eventually.

(((((Hugs))))

J

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01 Oct 14 #445797 by littlegreen
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Sending you a mushy mashy hug. I don''t think your darling little spuds will ever lose sight of the fact that you are the Jersey Royal of all spuds and don''t ever forget that....you know I''m right :)


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01 Oct 14 #445799 by driven40
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Sending you massive ((hugs)). To be replaced by smash is just so wrotten. Your darling little spuds will always know that you care for them and in their eyes you will be the giant amongst jackets the king amongst the royals and the crispest roast in the pan. Keep strong and rember the ex is only a plain old boiler

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01 Oct 14 #445801 by MrsMathsisfun
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Whilst a healthy spud is much better than a fat laden one. Couldn''t the healthy option wait until another day?

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03 Oct 14 #445937 by killbill
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It''s horrible when little spuds are held to ransom like that haway. I feel your pain.

Recently, I have really tried to move on with a friend''s advice, and joined Plenty of Potatoes. I personally cannot recommend this though because after a long time chatting online and feeling we were meant for each other, I finally met up with my Romano and found out he was like the rest! Oh he was a real smoothy to start with and a crisp dresser, he had all the moves when he took me dancing, but then his half baked ideas of coming back for a quickie put me right off him. It was raining, and I was cold, but he didn''t even offer me his jacket. Then he laughed at me because he said he was baking! In the end he made a complete hash of the evening.
So I gnocchied that one right on the head, and won''t be doing that again!!!!

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03 Oct 14 #445959 by NellNoRegrets
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Potatoes are the ultimate comfort food - crispy roasties, buttery mash, golden chips, fluffy jacket potato, new spuds with herbs...

Sweet potatoes are no substitute.

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