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Subject	Replies /	Last Post
farmyard humour Started on 28 Oct 10, by stukadivebomber Last Post 30 Oct 10 by stukadivebomber	Replies:2 :185	Last Post by stukadivebomber 30 Oct 10
Tarzan and Jayne Started on 26 Oct 10, by paulm620 Last Post 29 Oct 10 by LadySMB	Replies:5 :342	Last Post by LadySMB 29 Oct 10
Joke: old fella can't get anything right! Started on 22 Oct 10, by stukadivebomber Last Post 22 Oct 10 by stukadivebomber	Replies:0 :220	Last Post by stukadivebomber 22 Oct 10
Roy's winky Started on 19 Oct 10, by stukadivebomber Last Post 19 Oct 10 by Marshy_	Replies:1 :190	Last Post by Marshy_ 19 Oct 10
Joke:Cabin Fever Started on 18 Oct 10, by Eille1021 Last Post 18 Oct 10 by Eille1021	Replies:0 :377	Last Post by Eille1021 18 Oct 10
Joke:The Black Condom Started on 18 Oct 10, by Eille1021 Last Post 18 Oct 10 by Eille1021	Replies:0 :301	Last Post by Eille1021 18 Oct 10
thought for the day Started on 14 Oct 10, by paulm620 Last Post 14 Oct 10 by paulm620	Replies:0 :163	Last Post by paulm620 14 Oct 10
Questions i asked my Doctor Started on 14 Oct 10, by paulm620 Last Post 14 Oct 10 by paulm620	Replies:0 :160	Last Post by paulm620 14 Oct 10
nurse joke Started on 13 Oct 10, by paulm620 Last Post 13 Oct 10 by Nota	Replies:2 :207	Last Post by Nota 13 Oct 10
The F-word in court Started on 07 Oct 10, by rubytuesday Last Post 13 Oct 10 by Fiona	Replies:5 :307	Last Post by Fiona 13 Oct 10
letters to councils Started on 12 Oct 10, by paulm620 Last Post 12 Oct 10 by escaped	Replies:2 :199	Last Post by escaped 12 Oct 10
WedLock Divorce Insurance Started on 20 Sep 10, by realdad Last Post 05 Oct 10 by MontyPython 1 2 3	Replies:14 :722	Last Post by MontyPython 05 Oct 10
Best or worst things said to court or solicitor.. Started on 04 Oct 10, by Mrs Ingledew Last Post 04 Oct 10 by Mrs Ingledew	Replies:0 :156	Last Post by Mrs Ingledew 04 Oct 10
HOW TO START A FIGHT Started on 09 Aug 10, by Eille1021 Last Post 03 Oct 10 by Lostboy67	Replies:5 :591	Last Post by Lostboy67 03 Oct 10
Rowan's Welcome to Hell sketch Started on 02 Oct 10, by Lostboy67 Last Post 03 Oct 10 by skeptical	Replies:2 :270	Last Post by skeptical 03 Oct 10
Playstation 3's and rollockings. Started on 29 Sep 10, by hawaythelads Last Post 29 Sep 10 by MontyPython	Replies:3 :150	Last Post by MontyPython 29 Sep 10
Cliff Richard Started on 18 Sep 10, by Boo2u21964 Last Post 18 Sep 10 by Boo2u21964	Replies:0 :188	Last Post by Boo2u21964 18 Sep 10
why I 'm divorced joke Started on 15 Sep 10, by townie Last Post 16 Sep 10 by Helli	Replies:2 :200	Last Post by Helli 16 Sep 10
One for the Girls, makes me howl with laughter!!!! Started on 04 Sep 10, by Tinkerbell78 Last Post 06 Sep 10 by naylor	Replies:1 :152	Last Post by naylor 06 Sep 10
Husband Down Started on 01 Sep 10, by WhiteRose Last Post 01 Sep 10 by gemfreak07	Replies:2 :154	Last Post by gemfreak07 01 Sep 10
Proverb.. Started on 24 Aug 10, by Lostboy67 Last Post 24 Aug 10 by SSS23	Replies:1 :148	Last Post by SSS23 24 Aug 10
Men Are Just Happier People Started on 24 Aug 10, by MontyPython Last Post 24 Aug 10 by MontyPython	Replies:2 :135	Last Post by MontyPython 24 Aug 10
You were Lucky! Started on 23 Aug 10, by WhiteRose Last Post 23 Aug 10 by finallyhere	Replies:3 :218	Last Post by finallyhere 23 Aug 10
What happens to Jane and Adam Started on 28 Jul 10, by James53 Last Post 23 Aug 10 by hawaythelads 1 2 3	Replies:18 :548	Last Post by hawaythelads 23 Aug 10
made me laugh! Started on 17 Aug 10, by jdepp_555 Last Post 18 Aug 10 by Paul.	Replies:1 :135	Last Post by Paul. 18 Aug 10
Why is it!! Started on 01 Aug 10, by Helli Last Post 08 Aug 10 by BLUECHAMBERPOT 1 2	Replies:11 :336	Last Post by BLUECHAMBERPOT 08 Aug 10
A Great Exercise Routine Started on 05 Aug 10, by stukadivebomber Last Post 05 Aug 10 by Helli	Replies:4 :147	Last Post by Helli 05 Aug 10
a hundred percent Started on 02 Aug 10, by Paul. Last Post 03 Aug 10 by happydays67	Replies:4 :136	Last Post by happydays67 03 Aug 10
The World's shortest Fairy Tale ...... Started on 28 Jul 10, by hawaythelads Last Post 29 Jul 10 by Paul.	Replies:5 :149	Last Post by Paul. 29 Jul 10
The Liberated National Health Service Started on 28 Jul 10, by wazo Last Post 28 Jul 10 by wazo	Replies:0 :216	Last Post by wazo 28 Jul 10
MICOE Started on 27 Jul 10, by Marshy_ Last Post 28 Jul 10 by Marshy_ 1 2	Replies:13 :306	Last Post by Marshy_ 28 Jul 10
WICOE Started on 26 Jul 10, by MontyPython Last Post 27 Jul 10 by wazo	Replies:2 :135	Last Post by wazo 27 Jul 10
Piglet joke Started on 26 Jul 10, by maggie Last Post 26 Jul 10 by maggie	Replies:0 :145	Last Post by maggie 26 Jul 10
Bottle of Wine Started on 24 Jul 10, by WhiteRose Last Post 25 Jul 10 by NellNoRegrets	Replies:3 :133	Last Post by NellNoRegrets 25 Jul 10
milk Started on 22 Jul 10, by Paul. Last Post 24 Jul 10 by gorgeous	Replies:3 :129	Last Post by gorgeous 24 Jul 10
Affairs Started on 03 May 10, by mummybear38 Last Post 24 Jul 10 by monkeynuts1234	Replies:4 :132	Last Post by monkeynuts1234 24 Jul 10
Wheres me pants?? Started on 20 Jul 10, by hawaythelads Last Post 20 Jul 10 by WhiteRose	Replies:1 :127	Last Post by WhiteRose 20 Jul 10
Quote of the Day Started on 17 Jul 10, by MontyPython Last Post 20 Jul 10 by MontyPython 1 2	Replies:11 :278	Last Post by MontyPython 20 Jul 10
residency Started on 21 Jun 10, by ssoria Last Post 21 Jun 10 by ssoria	Replies:0 :100	Last Post by ssoria 21 Jun 10
Help with research please Started on 15 Jun 10, by bevs Last Post 15 Jun 10 by MontyPython	Replies:1 :190	Last Post by MontyPython 15 Jun 10

Read our latest Financial Settlements guide (2021)

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What is a Consent Order and why do we need one?

Do you need help sorting out a fair financial settlement?

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