'The sooner Anne Summers invents a dildo with a fly squatter on the end, the happier I'll be!'
Thought I saw one of those in there the other day - could have been mistaken.
I'd rather have a Jude Law love robot like in the film AI, quick flick of the head for the mood enhancing music then check for the spiders and then - well anything you want I reckon. Perfect - turn him off and park him in a corner.
Don't think I could sleep with a turned off Jude Law in the corner - too creepy. I would have to throw a sheet over him with the added advantage he wouldn't get dusty. Suppose he could be set on timer to make the tea of a morning, or get him to stay in bed for a cuddle. A man is good for warming your feet on in the winter, although another advantage to robots is they don't snore.
As for spiders, me and the hoover have just finished off a humungous one in my bathroom.
Moving on is the best thing a person can do, Im much the same as you the person I have met is divorced also but long before I came on the scene by about 18 years, we have so much in comman its amasing. I reckon that this divorcing thing helps you out in a way, makes you more thoughtful of your actions and partner. would recomend every one to move on once life has settled around them and not to take the next one into your life on the rebound it doesnt work, unless of course its L.A.F.S
but I dont believe in fairy tales hehe