I read a story a couple of months ago, thought I would post it on here, have no idea if its true or not, but hey? Human nature??? Who knows?
A Husband committed Adultery! (naughty naughty) his wife found out and the divorce process started.
The wife was desperate to keep the FMH
but couldnt afford it, so it ended up her having to leave it, after being paid off by the husband.
As she was packing it really made her depressed, through no fault of her own she was having to leave her home and him and his partner were moving in! Nice in anyones book that hey?
So off to the shops she went, she bought the usual in the revenge kit, some prawns, meat and nice last date fish!
Now she polished, cleaned and scrubbed the house sparkly clean, after all you dont want his new partner, thinking your'e a scruffy sod do u?
Then she proceeded to take down the curtain poles, she took all the finals off the ends and filled the poles with the prawns, fish and meat. She did this in the lounge and the lovely master bedroom!
With a smile she packed her remaining stuff and left the house.
It didnt take long before her ex husband and his new smug partner moved in. Every thing was quiet for a while.
Then the smell started and no matter how much that house was scrubbed and cleaned nothing could get rid of that foul smell. They had rent-a-kill in, the council, the water board. In the end there was nothing for it but to sell.
Up it went on the market, did it sell? Nope not at all, not even when it was reduced by thousands.
After a while his ex wife rang him and said I see the house is on the market, its so cheap why? he replied o just for a quick sale we decided we want tobe nearer to town. Oh really she said well I will buy it from you? But I want it 10k less than the now asking price, its all i can afford. Well......... desperate to sell, things not going so well with his new partner, he thinks its the answer to his prayers, laughingly he tells his new partner what has happened, they both think this is sooooooooo funny because the ex wife knows nothing of the smell!
The deal is done, the ex wife buys the house and its his turn to be moving out, his new partner and him begin packing, the day of the move!
The ex wife turns up to claim her house and her ex and partner are helping fill the removal van on the front. They look at each other and grin whilst they pass the removal men the remaining items from a completely stripped house............the nice expensive curtain poles!