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31 Oct 08 #61330 by phoenix1
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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would
go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey, she said, You received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white , and fainted.
On the card was written:
'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Two with meatballs, one without.
Send extra sauce!

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31 Oct 08 #61342 by marriaa
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lol phoneix,
good for him if cannot keep his meatballs under control.

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