A Powerful word!

Hope this doesnt offend but as knowledge is power and many of us are fighting battles and wars with the pen....why not be equipped with a powerful word? There are many but how about "shit"...

Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.

You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,and tell others to eat shit and die.

Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.

There is bull shit, chicken shit, and horse shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit, and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along if you give a shit..!!!!!!!!!

very powerful

hey - no shit sherlock....!

My Norfolk grandfather once described someone as "as wet as a shit on a slate on a rainy day".

For a site that has open access to children, I find it staggering that the moderators have left a post to stand that contains such frequent use of a swear word.

You may find it acceptable but some of us do not and it is in direct contravention of the Forum rules.

As a Community Member I would like it removed at once.

Thank You.

Pinky

Firstly please let me correct your misapprehension that this is a site open to children. This is a site for adults going through divorce or that have other family law issues.

Secondly, I read this post as it went up, and I took the decision that it was light hearted humour, the point of which would be lost if the word "shit" was removed. Given the time of year, I decided that the balance lay in leaving the post up so that members could have a giggle, against taking it down because it contained a low level swear word.

Your request for removal will not be met at this time.

Amanda

Pinky
As far as I'm concerned this is a site for adults. Although children are hugely affected by divorce from my point of view this sight contains far more information than they would ever need want or should see.
Elle did point out that it may offend. You didn't have to read it !