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Itgetsbetter
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27 Jan 09 #82985 by Itgetsbetter

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Was sent this recently and found it very amusing!

WOMEN DRIVERS!!
Driving this morning on the Stratton Bypass, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 80 mph with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!

It scared me (and this coming from a bloke....) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.

Women Drivers!!!!!!!

Angel557
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27 Jan 09 #83142 by Angel557

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Don't you just love us

There's the proof if ever needed woman can multi task .

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