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Fat Fighters Diet with Haway
08 Mar 13 #383271 by hawaythelads
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Hello fellow depressed divorced fatties.
Well I dunno just have a couple of years away at her majestys pleasure.I dunno some mumbo jumbo about deregulated diet pills and before you know it I''ve got every Tom Dick and Hippo trying to muscle in on my patch.
Step away from the membership.
Well now I''m back with all my top dietary tips.
Here''s this weeks top diet tips.
Now we all love a tipple now and then.I know you lot will like one more than most people crying into your bottle of vodka.But that alcohol believe it not has hidden calories.
One bottle of wine has 640 calories.
It''s tragic innit that means the average size woman can only drink 3 bottles to stay within their 2000 calorie a day limit within health guidelines.
So although I have extensively researched and dedicated my life to dieting I''m amazed when I came across a completely new way on cutting back on them calories whilst enjoying my tipple.
Monday night I went to the pub well more late afternoon I went to the pub for a social bevvy.God knows most of you lot should try it you need summit to cheer you up.
Anyway I had a right good drink but stayed within my calorie limit of 3 bottles on an empty stomach.
Well I felt a bit squiffy,squiffy I was absoluted shedded,mullered.So here''s how I cut back on my calories I ordered a diet pizza from Pizza hut Large Deep Pan super supreme well with my online voucher it was 2 for 1 and a portion of diet chicken wings.Well that would have been good if I''d stuck to that but I went even better.After I''d clicked pay on cash online I then waited for it''s arrival.Well the next thing I knew I''d woken up at 2 am in the morning face down on the floor and I hadn''t even taken delivery of the food let alone eaten it and even better it hadn''t cost me a penny!!
Remember there''s no calories in carpet!!
So there''s this week top tip fat fighters.
If you have a drink cut out the takeaway by making sure that your that shedded you fall asleep and don''t here the Pizza delivery man irately banging on your door for 3 hours.
Dieting and economy.
Voila remember fatties keep on fighting!!
Well I dunno just have a couple of years away at her majestys pleasure.I dunno some mumbo jumbo about deregulated diet pills and before you know it I''ve got every Tom Dick and Hippo trying to muscle in on my patch.
Step away from the membership.
Well now I''m back with all my top dietary tips.
Here''s this weeks top diet tips.
Now we all love a tipple now and then.I know you lot will like one more than most people crying into your bottle of vodka.But that alcohol believe it not has hidden calories.
One bottle of wine has 640 calories.
It''s tragic innit that means the average size woman can only drink 3 bottles to stay within their 2000 calorie a day limit within health guidelines.
So although I have extensively researched and dedicated my life to dieting I''m amazed when I came across a completely new way on cutting back on them calories whilst enjoying my tipple.
Monday night I went to the pub well more late afternoon I went to the pub for a social bevvy.God knows most of you lot should try it you need summit to cheer you up.
Anyway I had a right good drink but stayed within my calorie limit of 3 bottles on an empty stomach.
Well I felt a bit squiffy,squiffy I was absoluted shedded,mullered.So here''s how I cut back on my calories I ordered a diet pizza from Pizza hut Large Deep Pan super supreme well with my online voucher it was 2 for 1 and a portion of diet chicken wings.Well that would have been good if I''d stuck to that but I went even better.After I''d clicked pay on cash online I then waited for it''s arrival.Well the next thing I knew I''d woken up at 2 am in the morning face down on the floor and I hadn''t even taken delivery of the food let alone eaten it and even better it hadn''t cost me a penny!!
Remember there''s no calories in carpet!!
So there''s this week top tip fat fighters.
If you have a drink cut out the takeaway by making sure that your that shedded you fall asleep and don''t here the Pizza delivery man irately banging on your door for 3 hours.
Dieting and economy.
Voila remember fatties keep on fighting!!
08 Mar 13 #383278 by hungryhungryhippos
Reply from hungryhungryhippos
Perhaps I could steal this for my blog? 
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