Ultimate Female Joke...

It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...on one condition.'

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said:































'Paint my house.'

I love it!

Actually, I rather like that one too.

Maybe I'm gay

Really loud laugh - kids wanted to know what I was laughing at - have forwarded onto my pals
thanks

Lsot1,

So what if you were gay? Naww, you are probably more in touch with your feminine side now, meaning you are a more rounded person than before - welcome to the club, lol!

Cheers!

YA

Why thank you YA

If I WAS gay, then the separation would have been easier!

Oh, an I'm wearing baby blue on sat

its ok Lsot1

we dont mind that you are gay, we will still party on and have fun!!!!