When I discovered a load of emails that confirmed the ex harridans affair.
I tackled her with the blokes name without revealing how I knew just I''d been informed.
It was a great observation of how people lie..... the main thing and her first reaction was who told you that??Now in her Rat mind she knew people knew about it but she had to find out if I was bluffing.I told her I''m not telling you that.
I then had 3 hours of who told you that it''s not true.
After I went back to my Mums house she phoned obviously a bit more confident that I had no firm evidence other than hearsay so no proof.
She then bombarded me with it wasn''t true and that I was making this up and that I was unable to handle the break up of our marriage and because I was mentally unstable I was making up an affair.
I told her when I hang this phone up I''ll look in the mirror and know I''m not mental and when you hang up and go and look in the mirror you''ll know your looking at a fxcking liar.
I then had to go and check that I really did have a ream of emails on paper about 100 messages that I''d printed out confirming her meets and what she''d been up to sexually in detail because she was that convincing even with all that paper in my hand I would''ve believed it.Best Liar ever.
That was a Sunday I went to the solicitors the next day and gave him the emails and told him to file for divorce and he put all the juiciest bits from the emails in the ub Petition.
After she received the Petition on the 23rd December yes it really nearly was as good a timingas Dirty Den and Ange in eastenders.
She never said a dickie bird until the 7th January when she returned drunk to the FMH
after her meal out while I looked after the kids.
I got the divorce petition
with all that rubbish in it they were just emails you''ve never worked with anyone of the opposite sex.
Oh I said so I had a great time this morning we should go to Ann Summers at lunchtime and get some toys for later half hour after we got out the one and only marriage guidance meeting was just for jokes was it?
as I said love when I look in the mirror I''ll know I''m not mental and you''ll still know you are a fxcking liar.
At which point she completely flipped and called the old bill saying her ex husband was in the fmh making her feel threatened.
I waited outside for the rossers having a ciggie to explain that as she knew she been well and truly found out as a Liar she''d got straight on the bat phone rather than admit it.
PEOPLE LIE TO JUSTIFY THE FACT THAT THEY ARE SHXT!!
All the best
HIS ROYAL HAWAYNESS!